Ripe Cards
holy shit you're old
$3.00
XMAS - santa hates pussies
$3.00
XMAS santa is fucking stalking you
$3.00
congrats on your divorce. hated him anyway.
$3.00
hate him.
$3.00
inspiration (aka
$3.00
happy birthday. bitch.
$3.00
old old old old
$3.00
jesus called. he said you're fucking old.
$3.00
masturbation. thinking of you. (from her)
$3.00
i love you like a...
$3.00
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